perks-of-being-chinese

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

2srooky
mahouboy:


for when you wanna shank a bitch;
whether it’s your asshole ex, that slime that assaulted you, or the trash friend you gave one too many chances to.
bad reputation//joan jett | backstabber//kesha | fuck you//sleeping with sirens | break your little heart//all time low | go to hell//goradio | cell block tango//chicago | another one bites the dust//queen | the irony of choking on a lifesaver//all time low | better than revenge//taylor swift | fuck you//lily allen | go fuck yourself//gillian rocket rodriguez | boss ass bitch//nicki minaj | hard out here//lily allen | acid annie//natalia kills | thinking of you//kesha | its murder//mayhem | lets kill tonight//panic at the disco | dead!//my chemical romance 
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mahouboy:

for when you wanna shank a bitch;

whether it’s your asshole ex, that slime that assaulted you, or the trash friend you gave one too many chances to.

bad reputation//joan jett | backstabber//kesha | fuck you//sleeping with sirens | break your little heart//all time low | go to hell//goradio | cell block tango//chicago | another one bites the dust//queen | the irony of choking on a lifesaver//all time low | better than revenge//taylor swift | fuck you//lily allen | go fuck yourself//gillian rocket rodriguez | boss ass bitch//nicki minaj | hard out here//lily allen | acid annie//natalia kills | thinking of you//kesha | its murder//mayhem | lets kill tonight//panic at the disco | dead!//my chemical romance 

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